Go practice
Tuning? Pffft...
Reblogged from pianopianica, Posted by epicconductingphotos.
epicconductingphotos:

Yutaka Sado cannot get enough Shosty…

the members of an orchestra

  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

Summary of orchestra:

  • First violinists: "OMG what do you mean we have to rest for FIVE MEASURES???"
  • Second violinists: "Hey why do we never get the melody? Come on, man."
  • Violists: *Shitty, out of tune notes*
  • Cellists: "Haha we kick ur asses violinists ur such divas"
  • Bassists: *Too stoned/otherwise apathetic to care about playing the same two notes the entire piece*
Reblogged from solostinthesound, Posted by classic-jenny.
classic-jenny:


Brian Ferneyhough: Lemma-Icon-Epigram

I think one of the most entertaining qualities of modern music is being able to look through each page of the score and evaluating how physically possible it actually is.